HOW THE LOTR SHOULD HAVE ENDED (youtube video) - Dialogue

HOW THE Lord Of The Rings SHOULD HAVE ENDED

Elrond : (Seriously) The Ring must be taken back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you... (Looking sharply to everbody in the counsel) Must do this...

Gandalf : (Raising his finger) I had an idea. It just might work!

15 minutes later...

Aragorn : Saurooonnn... Hey, Sauron!

Suron looks at Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir angrily.

Sauron : (Whisper terrifyingly) I See You....

Aragorn :You SUCK!!!

Aragorn laughs pointing at Sauron, Legolas makes a jokey face, Gimli dances terribly with his hands raised up, and Boromir shows his ass.

Sauron : Grrr.... (Angrily)

Sauron’s eye narrowing because of anger.

Meanwhile...

Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo fly through Mordor using an eagle whose eyes covered by a cloth so he doesn’t get scared or whatever else while flying though the air of Mordor. Sauron’s eye is fixed to the four jokers who played tricks on him (Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gimli) so he doesn’t realize that Gandalf and the hobbits fly though the air, straight to the top of Mount Doom.

Gandalf : (Shout) Prepare yoursef Frodo! We’re almost there!

Frodo : (scared) Gandalf, there’s fire below us!

The Eagle : PWIIIIINNGGGK... ?!!! (What the heck is going on?!!!)

Gandalf : (Still shouting) I’ll tell you when it’s over! Just keep flying, Blasticbird! Ready the Ring, Frodo!

Frodo holds the ring with his right hand.

Frodo  : (Shout in reply) Ready!

Gandalf : (Still shouting) NOW, FRODO!!!

Frodo Releases the Ring

Frodo : Wheee.....

The ring goes straight down to the heart of mount doom. Suddenly...

Gollum : (Shout and jump in to the lava, trying to reach the ring) PRECIOOOOUUUUSSS!!!!!

Gollum grabs the ring.

Gollum : Hehehehee..... Uhh?

SPLUBT!

Gollum and the ring all vanish into the heart of Mount Doom

Sauron’s eye also break down because the ring is now gone.

The Nine Companions flew home using Gandalf’s eagles.

Merry : Well, that was incredibly easy!

All : Hohohohoho....

Pippin : Yeah, one of us might have died!

All : Hohohohoho... Don’t be silly.. hohohoho...

Eagle : PWIIINGGGKKKK....

-THE END-